"Shallow Hal __________" (in order to protect his anonymity his last name will not be disclosed but it rhymes with Shmalvecchio) found his Mrs. Robinson this week at the world renonwned Clank's Bar in beautifully scenic Marcus Hook, PA. After indulging in 37 beers and an upside down pizza, the two took a stroll along the waterfront. Following their moonlit walk, Hal showed his new love, whose name happens to be Balki Bartokomous, the back of his 1996 Ford Bronco. After a little nap, Hal treated Balki to breakfast at the Sungate Diner then kissed his new babe good morning.  We here at Flashover's just love to see young people in love, Congrats guys!!!